I’m not sure which one I am. Mostly, I’m a Jedi – Yoda-like with sage advice and teachings. My workplace treats me like a Stormtrooper pawn when I’d much prefer to be a shoot-to-kill Boba Fett. I can speak bits of a few languages – C3PO. And can hotwire machines like R2D2. And as much as I AM a Princess, for one week every month, I’m Chewbacca and could tear your arms clear off of your body.